You Don’t Look So Bad - Here’s Another

I enjoy what I do for a living, but it has never been my first choice. I always wanted to work with teenage runaway girls. Work closely with them.

One thing which I think is funny is irrational anger - things that certain people will go apeshit over for no real understandable reason. Here are some things that I have known people (usually friends) to go berserk over:

  • My referring to Charles Bronson as "Charles Manson"

  • Repeated references to the word "salt"

  • Insisting that the people who live in the Sudan are called "Sudanmeisters"

  • Conspicuous laughter at Wendy's commercials

I know there's more, I'll think of them.

I get some fantastic e-mails at work, some of these are hilarious:

“dear sir,

I am very interested in coming for studying dentistry surgery.I m interested in to study at belarus university MINSK state medical institute. I am 27 years old.I am fluenet in English lanaguage.

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Ibram and i was left alone we were trying to escape the gun shot that is all ovry SUDAN. Where we are runing away, Ibram was shot by unknown cub with his left aim, i was trying to attend to him suddenly i heard a bomb blast that scared me and i ran away for my life before i got shot,I leave him and ran away for my life away. I act like someone that is dead before i could escape from the war to dicey. i sew meaning millon of people were crying for help why some are full of sorrow and painfully, i myself was full of injury all ovry my boby and sorrowful, of my family.

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Case #1387401

New York State Division of Parole

It has come to our attention that you are in violation of the mandatory aftercare program that was a condition of your release. Further violations may result in penalties, up to and including violation of parole and reincarceration. The parole officer assigned to you in the above case has been notified of this violation and will report to us regarding your mandatory attendance at your next scheduled series of Series II Depo Provera injections, scheduled for Wednesday, August 3, 2005.

And on and on. You cannot make this stuff up - it's hilarious!

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