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Some amusing old chatroom follies

There was a pretty vibrant internet relay chat scene in the early 2000’s - you could go all over the world and be mean to people right from your own desktop. Things were especially busy in Pakistan, Turkey, Brazil and for some reason, Southeastern Kentucky. Myspace sort of killed it off, then Facebook finished the job.

Warning: profane, offensive and improper. I warned you.

<knifetwister> Turkish people smell bad
<DirectX> why?
<knifetwister> how should I know why? maybe you don't bathe enough
<DirectX> ý am getting angry
<knifetwister> calm down, stinky

<knifetwister> I was born at Albert Einstein Hospital
<J4NEL> how?
<knifetwister> vaginally
<J4NEL> how did u end up in this chatroom?
<knifetwister> oh

<katiegurl> any 1 wanna chat to a 17/f/ny with pics msg me :D
<knifetwister> with an Australian IP
<knifetwister> nice try, sir
*** katiegurl Quit (Quit)

<Ch[A]s3y--> i dont want to hear about my sister being naked
<Ch[A]s3y--> SICKO
<knifetwister> it was like looking in the dumpster behind the liposuction clinic
<knifetwister> my screen was bulging
<Ch[A]s3y--> shut up

<Kissin_Babe> ive thought of killin u but havent thought of a cruel enough way yet...
<knifetwister> how about smothering me with your beefy asscheeks?

<knifetwister> so you lied and said you were from England because you were worried that your girlfriend would find out you're still playing the field?
<hot_male> sort of
<knifetwister> so you are hiding from a real girl to hit on a guy 8,000 miles away?

<Uzair_marooF> but u tell me too u r muslim
<Uzair_marooF> and ur name is hamid
<knifetwister> I am half Muslim and half Jewish
<Uzair_marooF> its not possible
<knifetwister> I often throw rocks at myself

<Jayna-`> I want to be like Elvis.
<knifetwister> overweight?
*** Quits: Jayna-` (~breakme@12.162.187.178)

<Kndra-Estep> listen u stupid ass mutherfucker.... i don't have a fucking gas problem so shut the fuck up!

<svajka> any lithuaninas in here?
<knifetwister> I'm from Vilnius
<svajka> Do you speak lithuanian?
<knifetwister> no, why would I?
<svajka> cos you are from Vilnius
<knifetwister> I'm not from Vilnius
<knifetwister> I never even heard of the place
<svajka> never mind
<knifetwister> anyone here from Lithuania?

<knifetwister> well, you know, the goat refused to press charges, and my colon eventually went back to normal
<knifetwister> oh sorry, wrong window

<knifetwister> do you love me?
<Guest54113> Yes
<Guest54113> I do
<knifetwister> how much?
<Guest54113> Deep in heart
<knifetwister> more than you love cotton candy?
<Guest54113> Yes

<Captain_Stupid> in fact, there are some Muslim scholars who suggest that eating ham, bacon and sausage is ok, as long as you do not think about Allah while eating
*** You were kicked from #islam by [BaZe]

<ChAr|i-K3YsHIa> chasey just tried to give me gum, like out of her mouth.......lol
<knifetwister> who cares about your retardo-family
<ChAr|i-K3YsHIa> shut up jay

<b4t^m4n> man dont u ever say that shit to me my dad is dead
<JAyaIa> I'm sure he died of shame at the filth his loins had produced

<whiskey_girl19_BBL> what in the hell is ur prob with me
<whiskey_girl19_BBL> i dont know you and dont want to so leave me the hell alone
<whiskey_girl19_BBL> ok
<knifetwister> huh?
<whiskey_girl19_BBL> nm
<whiskey_girl19_BBL> sorry
<whiskey_girl19_BBL> wrong screan
<whiskey_girl19_BBL> im really sorry
<knifetwister> ok
<knifetwister> can I paste this to everyone?
<whiskey_girl19_BBL> no

<smokinhott> who is this
<knifetwister> knifetwister
<smokinhott> who
<knifetwister> knifetwister
<smokinhott> o
<smokinhott> well
<smokinhott> okay if u say so
<knifetwister> knifetwister

<GhEtTo^BoOtY> time to break out the beer and ciggs
<GhEtTo^BoOtY> cuz lord knows i need to get shit faced
<knifetwister> I've seen your face, you're already halfway there

<SlUtFaCe> yall dont know what yer talkin about, cuz i dont have any pics of my boobs
<knifetwister> want to buy some?

<Ashley_19> what the hell is the web site for song lrics?
<knifetwister> http://www.goatse.cx
<Ashley_19> for real knifetwister
<Ashley_19> no lie
<knifetwister> I promise
<Ashley_19> lol I dont trust u for some reason
<knifetwister> ok, see if I care
<Ashley_19> OMG
<Ashley_19> knifetwister u lieing ass
<knifetwister> sorry, that was a typo
<knifetwister> I meant to type www.lyrics.com

<XoJaZzMaUn_N_MaRfAxO> im blonde i told yall
<knifetwister> you'd be stupid if you were bald

<knifetwister> you're unbanned
<knifetwister> dont let him do it again
<kayla20> ok, ty
<kayla20> how ever can i repay u
<knifetwister> tell me you love me
<kayla20> i love you
<knifetwister> ok, now we're even
<kayla20> i love u
<knifetwister> ok, thanks, one was plenty

<Breaking^Benjamin> i dated her for like 30 mins
<knifetwister> premature ejaculator, huh?
<Breaking^Benjamin> very funny

<knifetwister> I did this one woman, she was 25 but she was mentally retarded so it was like sleeping with a 6 year old
<MeLiSSa^-> sweet Jesus..are you serious?

<Chasey> i'm really not in the mood to have you put me down
<knifetwister> ok
<knifetwister> will you be in the mood later?

<raaaa> hey im from malaysia
<knifetwister> that's your problem, not mine
<raaaa> hey watch your word ok
<raaaa> usa which part
<knifetwister> Chicago, Indiana
<raaaa> ohhhhh

<Jaymz^^> man ur a asshole, but ur funny too
<knifetwister> you're also an asshole, only you're not funny

<skylark> Like do guys hit on you alot ?
<Mystikia> Yeah, I get head turns
<knifetwister> I get head turns in public, but usually because I'm handcuffed to a naked, screaming 6-year old Filipino boy

<JAR> your like at the top of my hate list
<JAR> it goes knifetwister- bin laden- sadam
<JAR> in that order

<knifetwister> cool nick
<haydut> thanx.
<haydut> yours too.
<knifetwister> I was joking though

<Guest57103> my name is Radek
<Guest57103> I'm 23
<Guest57103> From Poland
<knifetwister> ok, I'll type very slowly
<Guest57103> do you know any Polish?
<knifetwister> yes, the janitor at work
<knifetwister> I think he's Polish
<knifetwister> he might just be retarded though

<Troja> 17 Male UK
<Troja> you?
<knifetwister> 12 m usa
<knifetwister> so what's your name, tiger?
<Troja> You just call me tiger?

<Belthazor_lr> asl
<knifetwister> you first MOTHERFUCKER
<Belthazor_lr> 20 m u kittyfucker
<knifetwister> what I do with my cats is my business, not yours

<knifetwister> you are asshole
<Penha> I am what?
<knifetwister> asshole
<Penha> What it is this?

<Saunds_of_LOVE> then , you got angry coze your donkey is stolen , what about the mum his dauter is killed to have fun ?
<Saunds_of_LOVE> my old grandfather had donky

<knifetwister> I say we attack Iraq
<Bruno_Daniel_18> I am also against the iraque
<knifetwister> ok, then I'm for Iraq

<jack> i watch only once believe me pls but i admit i musturbate
<jack> is it allowed in quran the musturbate?
<knifetwister> absolutely not
<jack> one ustaz say that if it i snot harming it is ok
<knifetwister> if you generate snots while masturbating, you're doing it wrong
<jack> what???

<q8mansex> what you mean schlong....not understand in ingilish..

<blacklyrics> so learn spanish
<knifetwister> why? I don't need a maid
<blacklyrics> tu maldita madre bugarronaso mamaguevo lo chopo seran los hijos de puta gringos mariconasos!!!

<Mimo69> its so bad when ppl like u u try use relgion to be wise and smart by playing by words!!!

<Persephone> i have a friend who hates u
<Persephone> cause he says ur a disgrace to all arabs

<[S]o{n}y[A]--> i gotta another question.. about computers... is it normal for a computer to make noises just right outta the blue? like u have no programs open, yet it makes noise??
<knifetwister> the hard drive will spin, yes
<[S]o{n}y[A]--> like, actual noise.. i had a black boy talking to me once...

<ADIPUTERA> hei fuck off
<ADIPUTERA> where u come from

<Th3aD|}{> i'm from romania
<knifetwister> hot diggity
<Th3aD|}{> what that meens?

<TheHeadMullet> Danielle Jones Loves Billy Smith
<knifetwister> Billy Smith is dying
*** TheHeadMullet has left #claycounty

<peter_maffay> asl?
<peter_maffay> pls
<knifetwister> you first MOTHERFUCKER
<peter_maffay> 21m
<peter_maffay> u?
<peter_maffay> heyy

<a_Dil> m/f?
<knifetwister> yes
<a_Dil> m or f
<knifetwister> exactly
<a_Dil> u r male or female?
<knifetwister> now you're getting the hang of it

<Best^^^BoyZ> bad girl
<Best^^^BoyZ> u ban me shit
<Best^^^BoyZ> stupid lady
<Best^^^BoyZ> i think u are donkey

<solvest> asl pls
<knifetwister> no thanks
<solvest> just m or f?
<solvest> whichone?
* knifetwister presses his penis into solvest's forehead, leaving an indentation
<solvest> i fuck your mother and your ass

<Guest618821967> ý m türk
<Guest618821967> are you recognize türks?
<knifetwister> yes, by the smell

<knifetwister> Americans take sex tours to the Philippines and Thailand
<Advance^kid> how dare you.... you're an idiot with no knowledge about my country.....
* Advance^kid hates Jay
*** Advance^kid has left #newyork (I hate this channel)

<liena> any malaysians here???????????????
<knifetwister> the Malaysians are all busy in the sneaker factory
<simper> knifetwister, those malaysians are pretty technical more so than that.
<knifetwister> then they have no excuse for messing up my personalized Nikes

<Farooqi> change you nick no donkey allowed

<jakata> knifetwister suck my big dick
<jakata> about 25cm
<knifetwister> your dick is bigger than mine, for sure
<jakata> It is a turkýsh dick
<knifetwister> how is your dick Turkish? does it smell bad?
<knifetwister> does it have one continuous monobrow?

<Advance^kid> be wholesome !
<Advance^kid> dont be porny, alright?

<jay-best-of-all-stupids> I have a question please
<CO_USA^CUTE> yuuppp..
<jay-best-of-all-stupids> can you tell what CO_ means please
<CO_USA^CUTE> u asl first pls...?
<jay-best-of-all-stupids> no
<jay-best-of-all-stupids> tell me what it means
<CO_USA^CUTE> ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST OKEYY!!
<CO_USA^CUTE> DO YOU THINK U THE KING!

<doctorham31> nopes i m human doctor
<knifetwister> so nothing to do with ham?
<doctorham31> nopes not at all
<knifetwister> ok, thanks anyway

<CoolBoy> asl pls
<The_Prophet_Muhammad> 1436/m/Mecca
<CoolBoy> ?

<Shadow_the_Hedgehog> if you came here i will make you suck the dick of all men of my state
<Shadow_the_Hedgehog> i will make you suffer
<knifetwister> your English is making me suffer

<knifetwister> u r turky
<Dilwale> u r dog
<knifetwister> u r spider
<Dilwale> u r cat
<knifetwister> u r armadillo
<Dilwale> u r chimpanzee
<knifetwister> ooh, good one
<knifetwister> ok, u r baboon
<Dilwale> u r crocodile
<Dilwale> freind leave this stupid chat
<knifetwister> ok, take care
<Dilwale> we will chat later
<knifetwister> wait, wait .... u r antelope!!!

<knifetwister> I need a favor
<CaudilL> what
<knifetwister> shut the fuck up
<CaudilL> man i need a favor
<knifetwister> sorry
<CaudilL> shit

<johnn> are you a good girl
<knifetwister> no
<johnn> yes you are
<johnn> dont tell lies
<knifetwister> no, trust me, I'm really not a good girl

<ADRIAN> ok, r u female or male?
<knifetwister> I think so
<ADRIAN> ok enough of this shit talk, bye

<fry> i can speak in english godd ,ithing you know about that!!!!

<NYC`sMostWanted> knifetwister
<NYC`sMostWanted> do u do magic thang?
<knifetwister> yes
<knifetwister> I can make my penis disappear ... in your ass
<knifetwister> only temporarily though

<{Al-Qaidatul-Jihad}> who supports the work of Shaykh Abdullah Azzam
<Knowledge_knifetwister> what work?
<Knowledge_knifetwister> does he make ham sculptures?
<{Al-Qaidatul-Jihad}> are u retarded

<_Suplado_> ASL PLEASE
<knifetwister> I don't give a shit what you did with B.F. Skinner's colostomy bag, you better fucking give it back
<_Suplado_> HEY YOUR TOO RUDE

<IORI_YAHSHERO> plz tel me you call my brothear khan zaman?
<knifetwister> yes i call him monky
<IORI_YAHSHERO> not monky
<IORI_YAHSHERO> khan zaman

<[Seraphim]> congratulations on the grammer
<knifetwister> grammAr
<[Seraphim]> i mispelled grammar
<knifetwister> and misspelled "misspelled"
<[Seraphim]> ah well

<Rashi100> asl plz
<knifetwister> you first, ham-breath
<Rashi100> oh
<Rashi100> ok
<Rashi100> i am RASHID

<negativepositive> knifetwister- you pick up stalkers the way most people pick up lucky pennies

<knifetwister> whats new, hamhocks?
<Harriss> im from germany
<Harriss> i go now

<ashfaque> Hi
<knifetwister> Look, for the last time, I'm not going to fuck Patsy Cline up the ass
<ashfaque> Hey,, What is wrong..with you gye...

<SexyMoonLight> I lost my aunt about a week ago
<Captain_Stupid> did you find her yet?
<SexyMoonLight> she died a week ago
<Captain_Stupid> I didn't type that, someone else was on my computer
<SexyMoonLight> ok

<fatee> u know famee49
<knifetwister> yap
<knifetwister> famee49 is monky
<fatee> wht ment by monky
<knifetwister> donky
<knifetwister> you are turky
<fatee> u blody bitch

<Guest54113> Did you ever make love??
<knifetwister> yeah, but they dropped the charges
<Guest54113> Quickly tell me how you made love???
<knifetwister> well, once I was finished with the duct tape, I put my penis in her nostrils
<Guest54113> Are you male??

<slimlea> you have fans club knifetwister
<slimlea> who re u
<slimlea> braddpit ?

<soul^patrol> why do u say that stuff man dont u have a conscious

<pussylicker> aslpls
<knifetwister> HAM/ALLAH/DONKEY/HURT/SLAP/MUHAMMAD/PORK/PLZ
<knifetwister> you?
<pussylicker> fuck ur assole muhammad

<Chicka2009> You are a dick head cock sucker mother fucking idiot
<Chicka2009> do u kno tha area code for long island

<{{stuFF^^Toy}}> hay mother foucker
<{{stuFF^^Toy}}> what your hobess

<THE_METHMANN> this knifetwister guy sounds like an asshole
<duck^j> he is liek a hundred people
<THE_METHMANN> knifetwister i heard is some guy
<duck^j> he is alot of people who knows

<WHERE^DO^I^STICK^THIS> go get neo trace prom from that kick me site
<WHERE^DO^I^STICK^THIS> then put in his ip
<WHERE^DO^I^STICK^THIS> and boom a map to his house

<MeaT^BallS> atleast u need to cleanse ur grey matter ... u know it stinks pungent odour...
<knifetwister> yours smells like curry
<MeaT^BallS> i had curry tonight...

<knifetwister> may I sum up my feelings in the form of an interpretive dance?
<Guest82907> of course
<knifetwister> DONKEY MUHAMMAD HAM SLAP ALLAH HURTFUL ISLAM CTC BACON
<Guest82907> u israeli people dont know when or where to stop

<xX_Cyborg_Xx> yo sup r00m
<knifetwister> thats just sad
<xX_Cyborg_Xx> hahahha stfu
<knifetwister> your nick is l33t
<knifetwister> your language is l33t
<knifetwister> why are you on WebTV?
<xX_Cyborg_Xx> wtf
<knifetwister> thats what I said

<simarie_umatend_pagod> may i ask about ur NASL?
<knifetwister> NASL?
<simarie_umatend_pagod> name/age/sex/location
<knifetwister> shit no
<simarie_umatend_pagod> u calling me SHIT?

<hitlers> asl
<knifetwister> 15 f treblinka
<knifetwister> please don't kill me
<hitlers> ?

<king_comics> wanna chat?
<knifetwister> absolutely not
<king_comics> asl please

<knifetwister> want to cyber?
<Guest57103> as you wish
<knifetwister> ok, who should start?
<Guest57103> you
* knifetwister puts Guest57103's hand on my erect penis
<knifetwister> you like?
<Guest57103> no way

<FearToHell_ShyToHeaven> but I dislike ham and beacon

<BiG_E_74> you are gay as a two dollar bill
<knifetwister> it's "queer as a three-dollar bill", numbnuts
<knifetwister> and what does any of this have to do with Finley's?

<Alislam> i'm sorry bro i can't talk about ham with you because my english is very bad

><Kndra-Estep> i'm bored to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<knifetwister> if only that were literally true
<Kndra-Estep> lol i'm hearing ya!

<Guest43069> have u any boy friend?
<Guest43069> I have a lot of girl friend
<Guest43069> My best friend name is lovely

<Maxy_smarty> hi wanna talk?
<knifetwister> nope
<Maxy_smarty> aslplz

<jani_dushman> ok me from lahore in pakistan but now in bahrain
<knifetwister> top notch, hamhocks
<jani_dushman> what are u doing
<knifetwister> eating pretzels
<knifetwister> want some?

<jani_dushman> listen i told you i am not good in english thats why i chate with you but you are going wrong way
<knifetwister> you like bacon?
<jani_dushman> i don't know about bacon . i think u are confusing me .
<knifetwister> I love you so much
<jani_dushman> why?????/
<knifetwister> you are a priceless artifact
<knifetwister> Can I slap you around a bit with a large Holy Qur'an?
* knifetwister slaps jani_dushman around a bit with a large Holy Qur'an
Session Close: Sun Sep 29 13:45:26 2002

<knifetwister> I am busy - fuck off
<semekhan> plz
<knifetwister> ok, plz fuck off
<semekhan> chat with me

<L|nk|n`{P}ark> yaar how cud u
<L|nk|n`{P}ark> and.. change ur nick
<L|nk|n`{P}ark> b4.. u get somethin.. Bad.. from Allah
<moHAMmed_the_Prophet_of_Pork> like a yeast infection?
<L|nk|n`{P}ark> yea
<L|nk|n`{P}ark> may be..
<moHAMmed_the_Prophet_of_Pork> like two tickets to the Bolshoi ballet?
<L|nk|n`{P}ark> its no joke
<L|nk|n`{P}ark> believe me

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<Guest15241> when people in Bulgaria were speakin and had their own language you were nothing :) or just a bull shit
<Guest15241> and your brain smells too :) if there is any brain there in your head ofcourse
<Guest15241> stupid man knifetwister you better don,t torment the sauce in your head

<Uzair_Maroof> ooo chit
<knifetwister> wat mean chit?
<Uzair_Maroof> bull chit

<desire-night> where from?
<knifetwister> ny
<desire-night> what's ny?
<knifetwister> take a wild guess
<desire-night> ok
<desire-night> asl plz

<Salman-> islam is not the religion of ham loving...!

*** ALEN^WONG was kicked by knifetwister (here - I just gave you lupus)
<applejuice> LUPUS ISN'T FUNNY
<knifetwister> lupus is funny, but it's funnier if you put umlauts over the u's
<applejuice> my friend in basic training was diagnoised with lupus
<knifetwister> oh

<knifetwister> are you a turkey?
<desire-night> yes
<knifetwister> do you have a tapeworm?
<desire-night> unfortunately no
<knifetwister> do you have epidermis?
<desire-night> no

<vazzar_mencari_pacar> i love you
<knifetwister> I'm sure you do
<vazzar_mencari_pacar> you're man or woman

<Farooqi> Please this is channel #islam can you people drop the ham talk?

<bribs> knifetwister
<bribs> help me
<bribs> i'm in ban
<bribs> please unban me
<bribs> oh please
<bribs> don't leave me alone

<islamlover^> the anatomy of the donkey
<islamlover^> u will see it contains miracles

<Otaku_Xer0> what u use for a proxy?
<jiveturkey> to whom are you speaking, kind sir?
<Otaku_Xer0> im myself
<jiveturkey> carry on then

<serban> This nick Jaclson had been talking about ham since earlier today ... can someone PLEASE get rid of this knifetwister He has been at it since hours earlier today

<Advance^kid> look knifetwister
<Advance^kid> if you saw a girl that's missing a tooth
<Advance^kid> that not means....
<Advance^kid> that all Filipinos are missing a tooth
<Advance^kid> when you saw abundant missing a tooth... in that place only.... dont think all Philippines
<knifetwister> <Advance^kid> I like to stick Chiclets in my gums and pretend I have a full set of chompers
<Advance^kid> is that the best you can do? to juss paste my nick then tell bad things??? to be able the chatters bellive that i said that in the pm?!?!?!?!

<gori> hello
<knifetwister> not interested
<gori> why
<knifetwister> because I said so
<gori> reason please

<WebDesigner> what kind of web site you want to design?
<knifetwister> about donkeys
<WebDesigner> donkeys?
<WebDesigner> what do u mean?
<knifetwister> like a fan site
<knifetwister> it's a good idea, huh?
<knifetwister> hey, don't steal it
<knifetwister> sir?

*** |Rabbi| has left #islam

<T-MaC_21> cant u not start ur shit on me all the time

<knifetwister> I will take your family's treasured copy of the Holy Qur'an and sell it to some Jews at a deeply discounted price
<romance_m> o
<romance_m> no
<romance_m> no
<romance_m> no
<romance_m> no
<romance_m> nonono
<romance_m> to berespectful

<younome> hey you you little fuck
<knifetwister> asl?
<younome> sorry wrong prson
<younome> my bad

<LoNDoN_sTuD> sup fag
<knifetwister> I'm busy
<knifetwister> go away
<LoNDoN_sTuD> wackin to some gay porn?
<knifetwister> playing chess
<LoNDoN_sTuD> playing chess?
<LoNDoN_sTuD> haha
<LoNDoN_sTuD> gay ppl do the stupidest things

<Deusmachine15m> I am not a donkey
<Deusmachine15m> I am a human being
<Deusmachine15m> why are you accusing me of such acts

<SOCIalisT> mother fucking arab
<SOCIalisT> are u arab ?

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<gennifer1> you are sick dude
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<donkof__> you have been calling me donkey for about 15 minutes

<Plasm> im not a kid im 16 years old
<Plasm> fuck u fagget
<knifetwister> faggot
<Plasm> FAGGOT
<knifetwister> thank you

<Whats_goin_on> do you perfect english
<knifetwister> yes
<Whats_goin_on> i aslo

<trancepride> im koppling to sweden YES, but i am in spain your basted
<trancepride> wery wery bad traced IP
<knifetwister> speak some Spanish
<trancepride> i cant im on holiday

<Buff_21> man u lied to me
<knifetwister> I'm a liar
<knifetwister> that's my job
<Buff_21> u low life bastard

<knifetwister> Ariel Sharon and Jackie Mason will personally slap each and every resident of Jordan with a thick ham steak
<tig2002> IF U CAN DO THAT
<knifetwister> I would like to wrap my penis in thinly-sliced deli ham and then ass-fuck the holiest Muslim cleric in your village
<tig2002> I HATE U

<the_rock> how r u
<knifetwister> I am very sad
<the_rock> why dear
<the_rock> tell me
<the_rock> i will decrease your sadness
<knifetwister> Horny Pakistani assholes keep messaging me
<the_rock> hey hey
<the_rock> what r u saying

<knifetwister> I will put Jimmy Dean sausage links down the front of your Imam's Jockey shorts
<Uzair_marooF> AND I WILL TOO U

<Syrio> knifetwister : i from poland and i dont now whots is Hardwere stroe :((((((( sorry

<bocephus^duff> hey whos this...
<knifetwister> your mother
<knifetwister> clean your room again, you didn't do a good job the first time
<bocephus^duff> wtf

<knifetwister> 31 m USA
<cutegirl4u> which one of usa
<knifetwister> the one in the middle

<cutegirl4u> what do u do
<knifetwister> I am a donkey salesman
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<uzair_maroof> but we can't meet again because any blody person kicked me
<knifetwister> I know, you have a virus, that's why you were kicked
<knifetwister> you are infected with W32.Ham.B
<uzair_maroof> i can't belive it

<AREA> fagget ass
<knifetwister> thank you
<AREA> are you jewish ?
<knifetwister> half
<AREA> so den why you kcik me
<AREA> feal offended in anyway ?
<knifetwister> half offended

<knifetwister> did you know that U.S. News and World Report recently ranked Turkey as the worst smelling country in the world?
<GarbaGe> fuck off

<The_JBC> hello afouss my donkey
<afouss> donkey????
<The_JBC> it is compliment
<afouss> i know u
<afouss> u are knifetwister

<knifetwister> be quiet or I'll break your legs, you little freak
<NELLY> oki
<NELLY> sorry