Name *

First Name

Last Name

Phone (very much not suggested)

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What services are you interested in?

Some video or audio or AI work

Anonymous sex in the men's room at the Vince Lombardi Service Center

To ask me about my new pool cue. It's awesome

To have an e-mail discussion back and forth about Tommy Lasorda

Questions about my psychiatric diagnoses

Purchasing nudes of my Mom

For me to listen to your theories on QAnon

You'd like me to teach you to pick locks. I love doing that. No charge.

To sell me a passport for an 8 year old Filipino boy. I'm listening.