This is a page for my BFF Kimmy, she is from Kentucky and is the funniest person I ever met. She is awesome and I love her to death.

<KimmY> they cant just intimidate how u talk or something

<Jackson> no need to be intimidated

<KimmY> lol

<KimmY> i dont know what my words mean

<Jackson> vereh funneh

<KimmY> FUNNIER THEN HOT DOG SUNDAEHS FLOATIN DOWN THEH DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!

<X[Tonya]X> u cant kill me or anything

<KimmY> i wont

<KimmY> im runnin out of places to hide the bodys

<KimmY> shut up darrel

<KimmY> u dont know yer crack from the mississippi river....

<KimmY> 'cause, he's a levi wearin mamas boeh

<Trish_> what that mean

<KimmY> he wears levis and he stays with his mama

<ShELLeYFuLkS> kim threw a fit...cuz I wouldnt let her name our science project sizemohs in space or somethin

<Squiggerz> water u doin kim hed?

<KimmY> EATIN ORANGE JUICE

<KimmY> shut up jim stevens if your talking to me.

<KimmY> and if not

<KimmY> shut up anyway

*** KimmY sets mode: +b *!*@hydnkynas01-pool0- a194.hydnky.tds.net

*** JUSTIN^SIZEMORE was kicked by KimmY (U aint nuttun but a hound dog spammin all the time har har.)

<shuggans> i mean

<shuggans> something thatl make me feel

<shuggans> "good"

<shuggans> if u catch my drift

<shuggans> lol

<KimmY> Oh, U want .. breakfast in bed!

<shuggans> no

<KimmY> how do u want yer eggs? medium rare?

<KimmY> YEAH N I GETTA TAKE A DRIVERS TEST SO PPL BER STAEH OF THEH SIDE walk

<KimmY> shes a retard.

<KimmY> i wanna hit her in the face with a skillet

<KimmY> i BET IT IS CRAZIERN a cheese burger at pizza hut.

<KimmY> ewHEWWWWW my chap stick has went bad.

*** KimmY Quit (Quit: Dear #claycounteh, after 2marreh they wont be nerreh skoo for 13 daehs.. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? I GET TO CUSS THEH PORN BOTS OUT N CALL THEH PINK TOED PANZEHS PINK TOED PANZEHS AND THE CAKE BOEHS CAKE BOEHS. NONE STOP!!!! HALLLALOOOOYAAAAAAAAAA Love, Kimmeh)

<KimmY> ppl makes me sickern ... mudd son

<KimmY> lol

<KimmY> Dear lee, did u know tonyee had crabs possibly the clap check yes [] or [] no Love, KimmY

<wally^gone> DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE. THE BIGGEST SEX CLUB OF INTERNET.

NOW JOIN ONLY 2.99$ http://www.anycities.com/user/britneynude

<KimmY> but i only have 50 cents

<KimmY> will that get me half way in

<KimmY> HES STUPIDERN A PEANUT BUTTER SAMMICH at A PIZZA PARTEh

<KimmY> SHWWLY IS THE PEOPLE WHO RAISED U AND THE ONE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU HOME YET!!!!!!!!

<KimmY> I DEMAND TO KNOW

*** KimmY sets mode: +b *!*@hydnkynas01-pool0-a9.hydnky.tds.net

*** Wiliam^_^Greg was kicked by KimmY (Spammer BANANNER!!!!!!!!!!)

<KimmY> Yeah, ATLEAST I DONT HOLD PPL SAUSAGE

<KimmY> i mean

<KimmY> hostage

<KimmY> I tried not talkin once

<KimmY> it drove me crazeh

<KimmY> PMS MEANS yer bleedin out your ear

*** KimmY[B-Day] sets mode: +b *!*@1Cust69.tnt1.london.ky.da.uu.net

••• [#claycounty] Banned- josh^whitaker

*** josh^whitaker was kicked by KimmY[B-Day] (Dear Josh Whitaker, You can come back when it is cleaned up son Love, KimmY D.)

<KimmY> BECAUSE IM FRUIT GONE BAD OKAY MAN

<SpankY-Doodle> you levi wearin mamas boeh

<KimmY> Cause... I CALLED A SIZEMOH A PIG headed snot face egg head snapping turtle

<KimmY> HE'S STUPIDERN hot dog sundehs on the fourth of july

<KimmY> PPL CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH HE HE HE HES

<KimmY> dear mr po leece man .. i wanted a romantic cruise with lil moh sizemoh with the gimpy leg and i was framed u sent me spanky doodle..instead.

<KimmY> do i got to shut up badly

<KimmY> Shelley what color is the sky?

<ShELLeYFuLkS> blue

<KimmY> mines purple

<KimmY> shake my hand

<KimmY> Hello my name is ed im from the North laurel high skool... I wanted to come to clay because north has a bunch of pigs

<KimmY> YEAH U PINK TOED PANZIE LEAVIN WEARIN MAMAS BOY girl who i was arguein with

<KimmY> yeah i know what u mean son .. They are stupider then .. home fried .. apple pie

<KimmY> HEY STOP TOUCHING ME THERE

<KimmY> i dont even know what a cyclin retard is ... i thought it was a washin machine

<KimmY> i dont know what my words mean

<KimmY> i guess i cant coz the tree limb one likes meh too much

<KimmY> i hit myself in the head with a ball n then i lost the ball

<KimmY> HES UGLIER THEN HOME MADE SIN

<KimmY> i sit my hair on fire boy did it feel swell

<KimmY> I wrote this boy a letter today from shelley that said.. Did u know i had crabs check yes or no love shelley

<KimmY> Leroy Smiley face and me is gettin married.

<KimmY> lol ... HOT ... HOT ... MY MOUTH ... ON FIRE ... OUCH ... OH... PAIN

<KimmY> man i need braces my teeth is all gay

<KimmY> mom had a picture of the president and its eyes kept following me so i glued... leo diccaprio on it and his eyes kept followin me so i threw it away

<KimmY> my eyes r burning it must be the tooth paste

<KimmY> my left ear is bigger then my right one..

<KimmY> no no u should say.. Dear Finleys, I made it home safe i hope u are doing well in sanfransico Love The eagles..

<KimmY> Notice how i only join n part when mandy is away so i dont get in trouble

<KimmY> SIZEMOHS??? EH?? BE RIGHT THAYR

<KimmY> Veronica, Thank u for beating the shit out of me i see things clearly now i see my own destinneneeeeeeayayaya

<KimmY> well I'll be a sizemoh with a mohawk

<KimmY> HEY FULKS

<KimmY> DROP AND GIVE ME 50

<KimmY> u posta drop. and give me 50 dollars man

<KimmYKimmyKimmY> i may pee the bed tonight thinkin about this wonderful thing happenin

<KimmY> ima bad bad apple

<KimmY> i have an ideal jay

<KimmY> wanna hear it

<Jackson> ok

<KimmY> well i forgot now :/

<KimmY> i cant member nothin over 5mins

<KimmY> er well actually 30 seconds

<brandy> never eat kfc

<knifetwister> no KFC?

<ShELLeYFuLkS> shew

<brandy> a black hard shelled bug came crawling out of my aunts chicken there

<KimmY> OMG!!! THEY FOUND MY BUG

<Shelley`urself`Fulks> and i like to stick thangs in my pants

<Shelley`urself`Fulks> like... salt water

<KimmY> can you tell me how to spell constialaituions

<Jackson> I don't think so

<KimmY> HAAAAAYELLO CAN I take YEH OOOOOOOOOORDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEER? 'scuse meh?' WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT STUPID

<KimmY> i gotta hed ache n i bet my breath smells like fire crackers

<`KimmY-> I get kicked more then a carter has liver pills

<KimmY> u know how usually ppl get cut or poked on the needle when sewin ... well i got cut on the thread

<KimmY-[nherfish]> man let me tell you ... she .. gets her hair cut right well.. she'll talk about it for 2months

<KimmY-[nherfish]> her little brother eats her tater chip she'll talk about it for weeks

<KimmY> i sniffed gas coz shelley told me not to..

<KimmY> brb

<KimmY> when ppl says venus

<KimmY> i laugh

<KimmY> coz it reminds me of viagra

<kell> why would any one want to ban me?

<KimmY> Well.. becoz your like abunny with half of its brain removed..

<KimmY> Just kidding

<KimmY> NATHAN YOUR GETTIN KICKED N BANNED FER SPAMMIN I DONT CARE IF YER GEORGE DUBYEEEEE BUSH

*** KimmY sets mode: +b *!*@206.28.61.161

*** ^NaThAn_MaRtIn^ was kicked by Sizemoh

<KimmY> where was u when my hair was on fire dustin

<Kim> I'd like to have a flying vacume cleaner

<Kim> not really

<Kim> im bored

<osmund> Double Click!! --> http://81.12.247.215/young_girls.exe

<KimmY> Click!!!---> http://www.osmundis_a_levi_wearin_mamas_boeh

<Jackson> you need help

<KimmY> :(

<KimmY> that was mean

<KimmY> and rude

<KimmY> and .. unsanitary

<X[Tonya]X> hey kimmehhh u know what

<KimmY> what

<KimmY> WAIT

<KimmY> let me introduce myself

*** KimmY is now known as what

<what> I'm what hi KimmY

*** what is now known as KimmY

<KimmY> im Kimmy hi what

<KimmY> okay now we know each other

<KimmY> continue

<KimmY> i feel like talkin all the time

<KimmY> OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats them things that.. look plastic and taste like rubber

<KimmY> Shut Up shelley fulks

<KimmY> u husseh

<KimmY> gas smells GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

<eRic_mAn_anGry_19> i haven't weed since new years night i only had puff tow

<KimmY> whats that mean in english

<KimmY> well...because it's very SuB..DOMinal that stuff i say is.. very..*insert other big word here* and.. when i say it its important but when i forget it it means its more important

<KimmY> know what i mean

<KimmY> nevermind, i dont understand what i mean

<KimmY> well i'll be a sizemoh head with my ear on fire

<KimmY-WhistleBird> DONT YE GUYS KNOW ME, IM KIM MABLE WHISTLEBIRD YUNS KNOW ME MANS AND WOMANS, I USE TO RIDE THE DANIEL BOON TO THE SAVE ALOT WITH YUNS

<KimmY-WhistleBird> jay will u talk to me fer a second

<KimmY-WhistleBird> but brb

<Kim_WhistleBird> are u still busy

<Kim_WhistleBird> ?

<Kim_WhistleBird> shew

<Kim_WhistleBird> jay talk to me

<Kim_WhistleBird> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U CAN TRY TO GO OUT WITH THE CHATTERS MOTHERS LATER

<Jackson> we need 2 sneaky people

<KimmY> i can be sneaky ppl #1

<Jackson> shewwly maybe?

<KimmY> Shewwly fulks?

<`KimmY`> do i got to shut up badly

<KimmY> Do you.. know how to make fake puke

<Jackson> no

<KimmY> i guess i'll just mix a buncha stuff together

<KimmY> SOME VERY BAD FRUIT J..

<KimmY> fruit gone BAD..

<somestranger> hey J

<somestranger> water u doin

<GreasyLesbianHamburgerFight> chatting with some liar

<KimmY> am i the liar

<kIMMybrb> I PROMISE ON A SIZEMORES MO HAWK

<kIMMybrb> and a sizemoh too

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> what if

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> abercrombie was a person

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> and..

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> faded glory was a person

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> what kind of kids would they have..

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> like

<Jackson> you need some sleep

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> faded crombie?

<FADEDGLORYKimmY> hey it could happen

<KimmY> if everything has went so wrong today.. when why are u so right ehhhhhh tonyee..

<KimmY-_-`> that there josh thompson yankee is vulgar

<Jackson> I know

<KimmY-_-`> if he was your kid wouldnt u want to yank his ears off

<Jackson> haha

<Jackson> yeah

<KimmY-_-`> Pretend he is and do it anyway

<KimmY> lol i just got the greatest idea EVER

<KimmY> BEG NO MOREE

<KimmY> i will tell you

<KimmY> we'll hunt all these ppl down in claycounty and spike there punch with egg nogg buwaahhhaha but for those a lil bit meaner then the otherns SON...... WE'LL SPIKE THERES WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

<KimmY> aint it wonderful

<KimmY> my name is Kimberly Kimberly R. Whistle Bird and .... My hobbies are.. gettin kicked and banned from #claycounty..and callin the porn bots pigs...i also enjoy long swims at the beach

<Kimmeh- -> JAY!!#$#$!(!#$(!#$(!#$(!#$

<Kimmeh- -> THERE SKURING ME!!

<Jackson> hahahaha

<Kimmeh- -> u hate me dont u

<KimmY> dude.... somebody hit me in the face with a tree limb....

<Jackson> lol

<KimmY> yeah it *expletive deleted* me off but im okay

<KimmY> can i be your partner in crime

<Jackson> I don't commit any crimes

<KimmY> if you commited a crime could i be

<Jackson> but I don't

<KimmY> oh...

<KimmY> well can i be your partner in not crime

<KimmY> most of them want to gut me like a fish

<KimmY> do you wanna gut me

<Jackson> not at all

<KimmY> do you think im coo

<Jackson> I wouldn't go that far

<SaRgEnTsLaUgHtEr> kim dont make me get mad

<Kim> Elvin what r u gonna do .. reach your hand threw your computer and... stranglee me..

<Kim> psht

<Kim> lol

<KimmY> gosh I dont know how to talk today

<KimmY> lol

<KimmY> ok i dont kno how to talk any day correctly but still

<Boobie_DroolAway> welcome moron

<KimmY> thanks :D

<KimmY> y must u make brown stuff go up my scREEEEn

<KimmY> I know. I was 13. I mean I'll be 15 yur soon.. And.. When i was 13. I'd just try to find stuff that would rhyme with peoples names.. n call them that like a guy named bob i'd call him frog :P

<KimmY> Which one of you pigs sold my email to the federal ..prison

<KimmY> jay i dont aggervate anybody :(

<KimmY> they enjoy it

<KimmY> i hope

<KimmY> Like wouldnt it be neat.. If ye could like turn yer head around backerds

<Jackson> not really

<KimmY> I know it son.

<KimmYyYyY> if i insult u can i be on yer page

<KimmYyYyY> :P

<Jackson> of course

<KimmYyYyY> WELL YOU STINKIN ....................................... person.

<KimmY> I deserve some time of reward today for not gettin banned/Kicked

<KimmY> FISHEH SIZEMOH with the gimpy fin

<KimmY> Jackson I DEMAND RESPECT

<KimmY> lol

<KimmY> eventually

<KimmY> and he thinks he's the hottest guy on the earth

<Jackson> he is pretty hot

<KimmY> OH NO HES NOT

<KimmY> HES A PIG MAN

<`Ki[m]mYyYy> WAAAAAAAAATTTA CRUEL WORLDDDDDDDDDDD

<`Ki[m]mYyYy> WATTA CRUEL CRUEL WORLDDDDDDDDDD

<`Ki[m]mYyYy> J i do not feel dignilee dignified....

<`Ki[m]mYyYy> THESE PPL TREAT ME LIKE ... my WARTS HAVE .. SCABESSSSSSS

<`Ki[m]mYyYy> lol if i had warts

<KimmY> do you know what a DO-R-I-TA ho is

<Jackson> no

<KimmY> a dorito

<Jackson> oh

<Jackson> it's expensive to live here

<KimmY> so move to claycounty

<KimmY> get chee a trailor n live n a holler n steal ya neighbors eggs

<KimmY> J the brown words r callin me names

<oh-the-agany-OHHHHHHHH-THEPAIN> im sorry fer tellin ya 2 stick ya chat room up ya ass

<Kickbot2000> agony has an o in it

<oh-the-agany-OHHHHHHHH-THEPAIN> ty

<KimmY> am i a red neck

<Mustafas_Lost_Sauce> I don't know

<Mustafas_Lost_Sauce> I think so

<KimmY> :/

<Jackson> she's in DC

<KimmY> why does she need dog control for

<Jackson> hehe

<KimmY> no whats that stand for

<KimmY> lol

<KimmY> honestly

<Jackson> Washington DC

<KimmY> oh

<KimmY> does this mean i make the tard page again

<KimmY> knock knock

<KimmY> say whos there

<KimmY> knock knock

<BobbyBall-gone> whos there

<KimmY> yer not

<KimmY> say yer not..who

<BobbyBall-gone> yer not who

<KimmY> YER NOT BOBBY BALL

<KimmY> lol

<BobbyBall-gone> haha

<KimmY> hardy har har har

<BobbyBall-gone> see ya later

<KimmY> take cure

<KimmY> ttyl bye

<KimmY> is there sizemores in new york?

<KimmY> J son .. skools bout out and u know what that means!!!!!!

<KimmY> LOL

<KimmY> er

<KimmY> lol

<KimmY> Its time to cuss the porn bots out and call them pigs...

<KimmY> that is zackly what it means

<KimmY> Tiffany and Jena have Crabs and lice. they ... Even .. GET FREAKY WITH UH PEICE OF ICE

<KimmY> I lave in claycounty n i arent stoopid much

<KimmY> People were .. argueing today and i told them they needed to go to finleys and solve there dispute..

<KimmY> lol

<Jackson> hahaha

<Jackson> right on

<KimmY> shelley said stop telling everybody to go to finleys your makin me nervous

<KimmY> i am the po leeces..

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<KimmY> water U doing

<KimmY^Afk^> what r u doing?

<KimmY> so water u doin now

<KimmY> water u doin

<Kim--> water u doin rubbeh

<KimmY> water u doin tyler

<KimmY> water u doin

<KimmY> water u doin man

<KimmY`> water u doin!

<KimmY> hey, wat r u doing

<KimmY> what r u doin

<KimmY> so water u doing

<KimmY-_-Feelsbad> what r u doin

<KimmY> so what er u doin

<KimmY> water ya doin

<KimmY> wat u doin

<KimmY> hey J water u doin

<KimmY> water u doin

<KimmY> so water u doin