This is a page for my BFF Kimmy, she is from Kentucky and is the funniest person I ever met. She is awesome and I love her to death.
<KimmY> they cant just intimidate how u talk or something
<Jackson> no need to be intimidated
<KimmY> lol
<KimmY> i dont know what my words mean
<Jackson> vereh funneh
<KimmY> FUNNIER THEN HOT DOG SUNDAEHS FLOATIN DOWN THEH DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!
<X[Tonya]X> u cant kill me or anything
<KimmY> i wont
<KimmY> im runnin out of places to hide the bodys
<KimmY> shut up darrel
<KimmY> u dont know yer crack from the mississippi river....
<KimmY> 'cause, he's a levi wearin mamas boeh
<Trish_> what that mean
<KimmY> he wears levis and he stays with his mama
<ShELLeYFuLkS> kim threw a fit...cuz I wouldnt let her name our science project sizemohs in space or somethin
<Squiggerz> water u doin kim hed?
<KimmY> EATIN ORANGE JUICE
<KimmY> shut up jim stevens if your talking to me.
<KimmY> and if not
<KimmY> shut up anyway
*** KimmY sets mode: +b *!*@hydnkynas01-pool0- a194.hydnky.tds.net
*** JUSTIN^SIZEMORE was kicked by KimmY (U aint nuttun but a hound dog spammin all the time har har.)
<shuggans> i mean
<shuggans> something thatl make me feel
<shuggans> "good"
<shuggans> if u catch my drift
<shuggans> lol
<KimmY> Oh, U want .. breakfast in bed!
<shuggans> no
<KimmY> how do u want yer eggs? medium rare?
<KimmY> YEAH N I GETTA TAKE A DRIVERS TEST SO PPL BER STAEH OF THEH SIDE walk
<KimmY> shes a retard.
<KimmY> i wanna hit her in the face with a skillet
<KimmY> i BET IT IS CRAZIERN a cheese burger at pizza hut.
<KimmY> ewHEWWWWW my chap stick has went bad.
*** KimmY Quit (Quit: Dear #claycounteh, after 2marreh they wont be nerreh skoo for 13 daehs.. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? I GET TO CUSS THEH PORN BOTS OUT N CALL THEH PINK TOED PANZEHS PINK TOED PANZEHS AND THE CAKE BOEHS CAKE BOEHS. NONE STOP!!!! HALLLALOOOOYAAAAAAAAAA Love, Kimmeh)
<KimmY> ppl makes me sickern ... mudd son
<KimmY> lol
<KimmY> Dear lee, did u know tonyee had crabs possibly the clap check yes [] or [] no Love, KimmY
<wally^gone> DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE. THE BIGGEST SEX CLUB OF INTERNET.
NOW JOIN ONLY 2.99$ http://www.anycities.com/user/britneynude
<KimmY> but i only have 50 cents
<KimmY> will that get me half way in
<KimmY> HES STUPIDERN A PEANUT BUTTER SAMMICH at A PIZZA PARTEh
<KimmY> SHWWLY IS THE PEOPLE WHO RAISED U AND THE ONE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU HOME YET!!!!!!!!
<KimmY> I DEMAND TO KNOW
*** KimmY sets mode: +b *!*@hydnkynas01-pool0-a9.hydnky.tds.net
*** Wiliam^_^Greg was kicked by KimmY (Spammer BANANNER!!!!!!!!!!)
<KimmY> Yeah, ATLEAST I DONT HOLD PPL SAUSAGE
<KimmY> i mean
<KimmY> hostage
<KimmY> I tried not talkin once
<KimmY> it drove me crazeh
<KimmY> PMS MEANS yer bleedin out your ear
*** KimmY[B-Day] sets mode: +b *!*@1Cust69.tnt1.london.ky.da.uu.net
••• [#claycounty] Banned- josh^whitaker
*** josh^whitaker was kicked by KimmY[B-Day] (Dear Josh Whitaker, You can come back when it is cleaned up son Love, KimmY D.)
<KimmY> BECAUSE IM FRUIT GONE BAD OKAY MAN
<SpankY-Doodle> you levi wearin mamas boeh
<KimmY> Cause... I CALLED A SIZEMOH A PIG headed snot face egg head snapping turtle
<KimmY> HE'S STUPIDERN hot dog sundehs on the fourth of july
<KimmY> PPL CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH HE HE HE HES
<KimmY> dear mr po leece man .. i wanted a romantic cruise with lil moh sizemoh with the gimpy leg and i was framed u sent me spanky doodle..instead.
<KimmY> do i got to shut up badly
<KimmY> Shelley what color is the sky?
<ShELLeYFuLkS> blue
<KimmY> mines purple
<KimmY> shake my hand
<KimmY> Hello my name is ed im from the North laurel high skool... I wanted to come to clay because north has a bunch of pigs
<KimmY> YEAH U PINK TOED PANZIE LEAVIN WEARIN MAMAS BOY girl who i was arguein with
<KimmY> yeah i know what u mean son .. They are stupider then .. home fried .. apple pie
<KimmY> HEY STOP TOUCHING ME THERE
<KimmY> i dont even know what a cyclin retard is ... i thought it was a washin machine
<KimmY> i dont know what my words mean
<KimmY> i guess i cant coz the tree limb one likes meh too much
<KimmY> i hit myself in the head with a ball n then i lost the ball
<KimmY> HES UGLIER THEN HOME MADE SIN
<KimmY> i sit my hair on fire boy did it feel swell
<KimmY> I wrote this boy a letter today from shelley that said.. Did u know i had crabs check yes or no love shelley
<KimmY> Leroy Smiley face and me is gettin married.
<KimmY> lol ... HOT ... HOT ... MY MOUTH ... ON FIRE ... OUCH ... OH... PAIN
<KimmY> man i need braces my teeth is all gay
<KimmY> mom had a picture of the president and its eyes kept following me so i glued... leo diccaprio on it and his eyes kept followin me so i threw it away
<KimmY> my eyes r burning it must be the tooth paste
<KimmY> my left ear is bigger then my right one..
<KimmY> no no u should say.. Dear Finleys, I made it home safe i hope u are doing well in sanfransico Love The eagles..
<KimmY> Notice how i only join n part when mandy is away so i dont get in trouble
<KimmY> SIZEMOHS??? EH?? BE RIGHT THAYR
<KimmY> Veronica, Thank u for beating the shit out of me i see things clearly now i see my own destinneneeeeeeayayaya
<KimmY> well I'll be a sizemoh with a mohawk
<KimmY> HEY FULKS
<KimmY> DROP AND GIVE ME 50
<KimmY> u posta drop. and give me 50 dollars man
<KimmYKimmyKimmY> i may pee the bed tonight thinkin about this wonderful thing happenin
<KimmY> ima bad bad apple
<KimmY> i have an ideal jay
<KimmY> wanna hear it
<Jackson> ok
<KimmY> well i forgot now :/
<KimmY> i cant member nothin over 5mins
<KimmY> er well actually 30 seconds
<brandy> never eat kfc
<knifetwister> no KFC?
<ShELLeYFuLkS> shew
<brandy> a black hard shelled bug came crawling out of my aunts chicken there
<KimmY> OMG!!! THEY FOUND MY BUG
<Shelley`urself`Fulks> and i like to stick thangs in my pants
<Shelley`urself`Fulks> like... salt water
<KimmY> can you tell me how to spell constialaituions
<Jackson> I don't think so
<KimmY> HAAAAAYELLO CAN I take YEH OOOOOOOOOORDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEER? 'scuse meh?' WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT STUPID
<KimmY> i gotta hed ache n i bet my breath smells like fire crackers
<`KimmY-> I get kicked more then a carter has liver pills
<KimmY> u know how usually ppl get cut or poked on the needle when sewin ... well i got cut on the thread
<KimmY-[nherfish]> man let me tell you ... she .. gets her hair cut right well.. she'll talk about it for 2months
<KimmY-[nherfish]> her little brother eats her tater chip she'll talk about it for weeks
<KimmY> i sniffed gas coz shelley told me not to..
<KimmY> brb
<KimmY> when ppl says venus
<KimmY> i laugh
<KimmY> coz it reminds me of viagra
<kell> why would any one want to ban me?
<KimmY> Well.. becoz your like abunny with half of its brain removed..
<KimmY> Just kidding
<KimmY> NATHAN YOUR GETTIN KICKED N BANNED FER SPAMMIN I DONT CARE IF YER GEORGE DUBYEEEEE BUSH
*** KimmY sets mode: +b *!*@206.28.61.161
*** ^NaThAn_MaRtIn^ was kicked by Sizemoh
<KimmY> where was u when my hair was on fire dustin
<Kim> I'd like to have a flying vacume cleaner
<Kim> not really
<Kim> im bored
<osmund> Double Click!! --> http://81.12.247.215/young_girls.exe
<KimmY> Click!!!---> http://www.osmundis_a_levi_wearin_mamas_boeh
<Jackson> you need help
<KimmY> :(
<KimmY> that was mean
<KimmY> and rude
<KimmY> and .. unsanitary
<X[Tonya]X> hey kimmehhh u know what
<KimmY> what
<KimmY> WAIT
<KimmY> let me introduce myself
*** KimmY is now known as what
<what> I'm what hi KimmY
*** what is now known as KimmY
<KimmY> im Kimmy hi what
<KimmY> okay now we know each other
<KimmY> continue
<KimmY> i feel like talkin all the time
<KimmY> OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats them things that.. look plastic and taste like rubber
<KimmY> Shut Up shelley fulks
<KimmY> u husseh
<KimmY> gas smells GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
<eRic_mAn_anGry_19> i haven't weed since new years night i only had puff tow
<KimmY> whats that mean in english
<KimmY> well...because it's very SuB..DOMinal that stuff i say is.. very..*insert other big word here* and.. when i say it its important but when i forget it it means its more important
<KimmY> know what i mean
<KimmY> nevermind, i dont understand what i mean
<KimmY> well i'll be a sizemoh head with my ear on fire
<KimmY-WhistleBird> DONT YE GUYS KNOW ME, IM KIM MABLE WHISTLEBIRD YUNS KNOW ME MANS AND WOMANS, I USE TO RIDE THE DANIEL BOON TO THE SAVE ALOT WITH YUNS
<KimmY-WhistleBird> jay will u talk to me fer a second
<KimmY-WhistleBird> but brb
<Kim_WhistleBird> are u still busy
<Kim_WhistleBird> ?
<Kim_WhistleBird> shew
<Kim_WhistleBird> jay talk to me
<Kim_WhistleBird> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!U CAN TRY TO GO OUT WITH THE CHATTERS MOTHERS LATER
<Jackson> we need 2 sneaky people
<KimmY> i can be sneaky ppl #1
<Jackson> shewwly maybe?
<KimmY> Shewwly fulks?
<`KimmY`> do i got to shut up badly
<KimmY> Do you.. know how to make fake puke
<Jackson> no
<KimmY> i guess i'll just mix a buncha stuff together
<KimmY> SOME VERY BAD FRUIT J..
<KimmY> fruit gone BAD..
<somestranger> hey J
<somestranger> water u doin
<GreasyLesbianHamburgerFight> chatting with some liar
<KimmY> am i the liar
<kIMMybrb> I PROMISE ON A SIZEMORES MO HAWK
<kIMMybrb> and a sizemoh too
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> what if
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> abercrombie was a person
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> and..
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> faded glory was a person
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> what kind of kids would they have..
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> like
<Jackson> you need some sleep
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> faded crombie?
<FADEDGLORYKimmY> hey it could happen
<KimmY> if everything has went so wrong today.. when why are u so right ehhhhhh tonyee..
<KimmY-_-`> that there josh thompson yankee is vulgar
<Jackson> I know
<KimmY-_-`> if he was your kid wouldnt u want to yank his ears off
<Jackson> haha
<Jackson> yeah
<KimmY-_-`> Pretend he is and do it anyway
<KimmY> lol i just got the greatest idea EVER
<KimmY> BEG NO MOREE
<KimmY> i will tell you
<KimmY> we'll hunt all these ppl down in claycounty and spike there punch with egg nogg buwaahhhaha but for those a lil bit meaner then the otherns SON...... WE'LL SPIKE THERES WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
<KimmY> aint it wonderful
<KimmY> my name is Kimberly Kimberly R. Whistle Bird and .... My hobbies are.. gettin kicked and banned from #claycounty..and callin the porn bots pigs...i also enjoy long swims at the beach
<Kimmeh- -> JAY!!#$#$!(!#$(!#$(!#$(!#$
<Kimmeh- -> THERE SKURING ME!!
<Jackson> hahahaha
<Kimmeh- -> u hate me dont u
<KimmY> dude.... somebody hit me in the face with a tree limb....
<Jackson> lol
<KimmY> yeah it *expletive deleted* me off but im okay
<KimmY> can i be your partner in crime
<Jackson> I don't commit any crimes
<KimmY> if you commited a crime could i be
<Jackson> but I don't
<KimmY> oh...
<KimmY> well can i be your partner in not crime
<KimmY> most of them want to gut me like a fish
<KimmY> do you wanna gut me
<Jackson> not at all
<KimmY> do you think im coo
<Jackson> I wouldn't go that far
<SaRgEnTsLaUgHtEr> kim dont make me get mad
<Kim> Elvin what r u gonna do .. reach your hand threw your computer and... stranglee me..
<Kim> psht
<Kim> lol
<KimmY> gosh I dont know how to talk today
<KimmY> lol
<KimmY> ok i dont kno how to talk any day correctly but still
<Boobie_DroolAway> welcome moron
<KimmY> thanks :D
<KimmY> y must u make brown stuff go up my scREEEEn
<KimmY> I know. I was 13. I mean I'll be 15 yur soon.. And.. When i was 13. I'd just try to find stuff that would rhyme with peoples names.. n call them that like a guy named bob i'd call him frog :P
<KimmY> Which one of you pigs sold my email to the federal ..prison
<KimmY> jay i dont aggervate anybody :(
<KimmY> they enjoy it
<KimmY> i hope
<KimmY> Like wouldnt it be neat.. If ye could like turn yer head around backerds
<Jackson> not really
<KimmY> I know it son.
<KimmYyYyY> if i insult u can i be on yer page
<KimmYyYyY> :P
<Jackson> of course
<KimmYyYyY> WELL YOU STINKIN ....................................... person.
<KimmY> I deserve some time of reward today for not gettin banned/Kicked
<KimmY> FISHEH SIZEMOH with the gimpy fin
<KimmY> Jackson I DEMAND RESPECT
<KimmY> lol
<KimmY> eventually
<KimmY> and he thinks he's the hottest guy on the earth
<Jackson> he is pretty hot
<KimmY> OH NO HES NOT
<KimmY> HES A PIG MAN
<`Ki[m]mYyYy> WAAAAAAAAATTTA CRUEL WORLDDDDDDDDDDD
<`Ki[m]mYyYy> WATTA CRUEL CRUEL WORLDDDDDDDDDD
<`Ki[m]mYyYy> J i do not feel dignilee dignified....
<`Ki[m]mYyYy> THESE PPL TREAT ME LIKE ... my WARTS HAVE .. SCABESSSSSSS
<`Ki[m]mYyYy> lol if i had warts
<KimmY> do you know what a DO-R-I-TA ho is
<Jackson> no
<KimmY> a dorito
<Jackson> oh
<Jackson> it's expensive to live here
<KimmY> so move to claycounty
<KimmY> get chee a trailor n live n a holler n steal ya neighbors eggs
<KimmY> J the brown words r callin me names
<oh-the-agany-OHHHHHHHH-THEPAIN> im sorry fer tellin ya 2 stick ya chat room up ya ass
<Kickbot2000> agony has an o in it
<oh-the-agany-OHHHHHHHH-THEPAIN> ty
<KimmY> am i a red neck
<Mustafas_Lost_Sauce> I don't know
<Mustafas_Lost_Sauce> I think so
<KimmY> :/
<Jackson> she's in DC
<KimmY> why does she need dog control for
<Jackson> hehe
<KimmY> no whats that stand for
<KimmY> lol
<KimmY> honestly
<Jackson> Washington DC
<KimmY> oh
<KimmY> does this mean i make the tard page again
<KimmY> knock knock
<KimmY> say whos there
<KimmY> knock knock
<BobbyBall-gone> whos there
<KimmY> yer not
<KimmY> say yer not..who
<BobbyBall-gone> yer not who
<KimmY> YER NOT BOBBY BALL
<KimmY> lol
<BobbyBall-gone> haha
<KimmY> hardy har har har
<BobbyBall-gone> see ya later
<KimmY> take cure
<KimmY> ttyl bye
<KimmY> is there sizemores in new york?
<KimmY> J son .. skools bout out and u know what that means!!!!!!
<KimmY> LOL
<KimmY> er
<KimmY> lol
<KimmY> Its time to cuss the porn bots out and call them pigs...
<KimmY> that is zackly what it means
<KimmY> Tiffany and Jena have Crabs and lice. they ... Even .. GET FREAKY WITH UH PEICE OF ICE
<KimmY> I lave in claycounty n i arent stoopid much
<KimmY> People were .. argueing today and i told them they needed to go to finleys and solve there dispute..
<KimmY> lol
<Jackson> hahaha
<Jackson> right on
<KimmY> shelley said stop telling everybody to go to finleys your makin me nervous
<KimmY> i am the po leeces..
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<KimmY> water U doing
<KimmY^Afk^> what r u doing?
<KimmY> so water u doin now
<KimmY> water u doin
<Kim--> water u doin rubbeh
<KimmY> water u doin tyler
<KimmY> water u doin
<KimmY> water u doin man
<KimmY`> water u doin!
<KimmY> hey, wat r u doing
<KimmY> what r u doin
<KimmY> so water u doing
<KimmY-_-Feelsbad> what r u doin
<KimmY> so what er u doin
<KimmY> water ya doin
<KimmY> wat u doin
<KimmY> hey J water u doin
<KimmY> water u doin
<KimmY> so water u doin